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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Wiggle Your Big Toe

"As I lay in the back of Buck's pickup truck, trying to will my limbs out of entropy, I could see the faces of the cunts who did this to me, and the dick responsible...."

The Bride, Kill Bill Volumn 1

So, remember that spell I cast a few weeks back to attract a lover. Well, it worked and it didn't. Basic Spell Casting Rule # 1: Be Specific; which works hand in hand with Basic Spell Casting Rule # 2: Be Careful What You Witch For.

As Samantha would say....magic got you into this mess and magic's gonna get you out of it!

You like how I went from wiggling my toes, to twitching my nose all in the same blog.....

Anyway, to get rid of this guy I "flipped" a red candle to reverse his desire. As it burned I fashioned a makeshift poppet from a rag he used to wipe himself up with after our activities. I know ewwwwww but sometimes as witches we have to work with things like this and luckily I had the foresight to make sure he was the only one to use that rag and to not discard it later.

When I was finished creating the poppet, I named it after him; anointed it with a few drops of rubbing alcohol (not for any magickal reason, but just to make sure it burned) and burned it in the flame of the reversed red candle, chanting:

"Your view of sex I find quite sick,

& do not like what makes you tick;

with this spell you shall not swell,

banished be this selfish prick!"

I left the ashes in my cauldron until the candle burned down completely and then promptly flushed the ashen remains down the toilet !

Carolina Dean


Lodestone and Ladys Mantle said...

*sympathy wince*

Sorry it didn't work out. But you know you're a witch when you calculate the odds of needing someones, erm, stuff before you toss it ;D

Congrats on the promotion, btw.

Anonymous said...

No big loss, really, I'm ok with it. Honestly I don't even need the spell, alls I have to do is tell him I love him, call him alot, ask him to meet my parents, hint for some drawer space at his place and I'll never hear from him

You know how men are....