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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Blam-Scam, No Thank you Ma'am!

or..How NOT to Leave a Comment for Carolina Dean 

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you the following announcement. It seems that I have become the latest target for what appears to be a very prolific blammer. For those of you not in the know, a blammer is someone who submits blam or blog spam in the comment section of your blogs. Such comments are often unwanted solicitation to other goods and services and sometimes the links will lead you to malicious malware that can seriously f*ck up your computer or potentially make you vulnerable to identity theft. So if you own a blog, or you read any blogs be very careful about clicking on any links you read in blog comments.

The person who has attempted to leave the above comment on three of my blogs this week identifies herself as Doris Pinto. Doris Pinto can be contacted at It is my hope that all the world will know that Doris Pinto ( is a no good, lousy SPAMMER. Doris Pinto ( is not welcome to comment in this blog. This and all future comments made by that lousy, no good SPAMMER Doris Pinto ( will be marked as SPAM and deleted never to see the light of day in this blog.

It would serve Doris Pinto ( right if she was signed up for every newsletter, mailing list, etc.. in existence so that she Doris Pinto ( being the lousy SPAMMER that she is would get a taste of her own medicine.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled bullshit.


Michelle Gilbert-Hoskin said...

1. You are my hero.
2. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
3. Here's hoping Doris Pinto ( and her minions leave you alone forever.
4. I'm a fairly new reader and am enjoying your blog tremendously.


Carolina Dean said...

Thank you!

written static said...

*grins* I think I hit my head tonight..had to read your post a few times before I got it. *YOU* are awesome!