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Sunday, September 8, 2013

Ancient Milkshake Love Spell (Humor)

Behold the Milkshake
This ancient love spell harkens all the way back to 2003 when young girls (and fabulous boys) every where summoned the boys to their yard though the magic power of the milkshake

To perform this spell you will need:

  • Vanilla Milkshake- To attract a white boy.
  • Chocolate Milkshake- To attract a black boy.
  • Strawberry Milkshake- To attract a ginger boy. 

Working the Root: Obtain your milkshake, with mandatory cherry on top,  and go to the nearest mall water fountain.  Holding your milkshake before you, walk around the water fountain backwards 7 times saying over and over: "Here's the milkshake, where's the boy?"

When you are done toss your cherry into the water-fountain making your wish and then carry the milkshake directly to your home without stopping or shopping for anything or even saying hello to any of your friends or acquaintances you may encounter.  Once home, leave the milkshake by your front door and go inside to wait. Your boy should appear in your yard by sundown. 

There is a more powerful version of this spell I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. 


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