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Sunday, February 2, 2014

Fast, Easy, Tax-Refund Spell

It's that time of year again, time to do your taxes or have them done for you by a qualified professional. I've done my own taxes the last 6 or7 years using TurboTax and never had a problem until last year my refund was delayed due to a miscalculation on my part which the program didn't catch.

I did not want to take any chances this year and so just before sitting down to do my taxes, I improvised the following spell. As you can see from the photo, I created a makeshift altar on top of my printed next to the computer where I would be doing my taxes.

To perform this working, you will need: 


  • Green or Yellow Candle 
  • Money Drawing Incense 
  • Money Drawing Oil (For a fair and just refund)
  • Money Stay With Me Oil (To keep it from "burning a hole in your pocket")
  • Crown of Success Oil (For the successful completion of filing your taxes correctly)
  • Fast Luck Oil (For a fast refund)
  • Pen & Paper 

Working the Root:  First begin by writing your petition out on a piece of paper torn on all four sides forming a square. Write the words "fast, easy refund" on the paper seven times. Turn the paper a quarter turn and write your name also seven times crossing and covering your statement of intent as you do.

Next, anoint each of the four corners with one of the above listed oil (one oil per corner) as you verbally make your prayer or petition saying:

"With God's blessings, may I render unto Uncle Sam that which is Uncle Sam's with a happy heart; and may Uncle Sam render unto me that which is  mine as generously and as quickly as possible with no delays or obstacles. In Jesus name. Amen."

As you pray, ensure that you work up some saliva in your mouth and when your petition/prayer is complete spit a small bit of saliva in the center of your written petition completing the "five-spot". Fold the paper towards you three times rotating it a quarter turn between each fold and say: 

"With God's blessings, may my refund come to my now as quickly and as easily as I have folded this paper towards myself; with no delays or obstacles to impede its path. In Jesus name. Amen."

Set the paper aside for now. Take your green or yellow candle and carve your name vertically on one side of it and the words "fast, easy refund" on the opposite side. Dress the candle with your oils by holding the candle horizontally before you, placing some oil on your finger and stroking it towards yourself calling your refund to you. 

For example, you may wish to use the oils in the following order 

  1. Crown of Success- May I successfully complete the filing of my taxes.
  2. Money Drawing Oil- That a fast, easy refund come to me now.
  3. Fast Luck Oil- As quickly as possible. 
  4. Money Stay With Me- And may I not spend it as fast as I get it. Amen.

Finally, light your incense and your candle and reaffirm your statement of intent with the following prayer:

"With God's blessings, may I render unto Uncle Sam that which is Uncle Sam's with a happy heart; and may Uncle Sam render unto me that which is  mine as generously and as quickly as possible with no delays or obstacles. In Jesus name. Amen."

Now you are ready to do your taxes. 

Afterward

As I said at the outset of this entry, this was an impromptu working that I devised on the spot. Had I to do it over again, I would probably add Road Opener Oil or even Blockbuster Oil to the list of products used if I believed that there may be some significant issues that may delay my refund. 

Also, as you can see in the photograph, I strategically placed a few things around my working to pull in the energy of wealth and success. They include a large chunk of pyrite sitting on top of a $2.00 bill (to keep my money luck from getting away) a Silver Dollar sitting on top of a flat stone (which was taken from the local Casino) to represent building your fortune on a strong foundation.

Finally, if I had this to do over again, I would place all my tax documents under the candle until the candle is spent before actually doing my taxes.

Blessing and Good Luck in All your Endeavors! 


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